funny prose - Funny Shayari - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

funny prose - Funny Shayari - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya,
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya.

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera,
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera."

Cool Sms Shayri - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

Cool Sms Shayri - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee.
*wah*wah*wah*wah"

funny sher - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

funny sher - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "hum tere dur par ayenge sanam
hum tere dur par ayenge sanam
ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge"

it's BullShit sorry! Elephantshit

  

Scientists JOKE

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in itright in front of Einstein........... Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims that he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........
can u guess it????? come on apply wht u studied in ur schools and college. .. .. .. .. ...................................................................................................................................................
.. .. .. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"

Laugh Out Loud

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?


Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

stories, analogies and fables for business, training and public speaking, wedding speeches, best man speeches

stories, analogies and fables for business, training and public speaking, wedding speeches, best man speeches: "Here are some stories, analogies, research findings and other examples that provide wonderful illustrations for learning, and inspiration for self-development."

A new twist on the eternal question:

Hen First or Egg First