S i m i l e s ~~ Steal some of these similes for your next speech

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.

3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

4. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.

5. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.

7. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

8. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

9. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

10. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

11. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

12. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

13. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

14. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.

15. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

16. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

17. The plan was simple, like my mate Trev. But unlike Trev, this plan just might work.

18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for while.

19. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 31pence-a-pint night.

20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

21. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."

22. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

24. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cashpoint.

25. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.

26. It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with their power tools.

27. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck reversing.

28. She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.

29. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature British beef.

30. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

31. Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

32. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

    courtesy: http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/similes.htm

Door Se Dekha Series extdnd

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha

Raste pe jake dekha

to

Khidki pe koi nahi tha .....

Door Se Dekha Series [ New ]

One of my most favarotie shayari :)

Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!

Door Se Dekha To Haseena Baal Sukha Rahee Thee,
Kareeb Jakar Dekha To Gayein(Cow) Dum Hilaa Rahee Thee

Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi

Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.

Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.

Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi Naihn.

Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Pass Jake Dekha To Unde Ubal Rahe The..

Foolish Man - Wise man

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Darkness

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

Let us be generous like this:
Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Ant-Elephant Jokes

Angry Father
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elephant father told to his son that,here after dnt play with ant,son told ok papa.

next morning father saw his son playing with ant.

ant sees ele father coming towards them and ant says to ele(son) that go and hide .

q : where did the elephant went to hide

a : it was hiding at the back of ant haaaaaa.....



aishwarya rai & ant
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Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down

unconscious





Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"




Raat ho gi to (Shayari)
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Raat ho gi to chaad bhi duhai duhai dega.

Khawabon mein tumhe wo chehra dikhaee dega,

yeh mahobbat hai zara sochke karna..

ke anasu bhi gira to sunnai dega



Ant on top
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There were 2 ants and an elephant.They were going to the park.

One ant sat on top of the elephant and the other trailed along in front.

The elephant was going to stamp the ant ,so guess what the ant said ?!?!





It said to the ant on top "dabbade us saale ko !!"


Ant disappeared
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Once a ant and a elephant was eating in a restaurent in kerala... suddenly the ant dissappeared... the elephant went searching of the ant ... finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seeing him.... how did he know the ant was in the temple..?



Ans: The elephant saw the ants FUBU Shoe Outside the temple


Swimming Needs
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One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one

hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?

Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume


Hide & Seek
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One day elephant and ant were playing hide and seek so elephant told ant to hide and then ant hide. So then elephant tried to search him everywhere then the elephant find the ant. Mr. ant asked elephant that hey elephant how did u find out that i m here and then Mr. elephant said i saw ur slippers out so thats y i get to know.



ye dosti hum nahi.....
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Q: once the elephant wanted to have some oranges he alongwith the ant went to the garden whr the guard saw them & fired twice once at the ant & then at the elephant, the ant died but the elephant

survived......why?



A: the 1st bullet easily missed the ant but the ant couldn't see his friend die so she came in way of the bullet & died.........

funny prose - Funny Shayari - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

funny prose - Funny Shayari - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya,
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya.

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera,
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera."

Cool Sms Shayri - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

Cool Sms Shayri - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee.
*wah*wah*wah*wah"

funny sher - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection

funny sher - Shayari SMS - Sher O Shayri - Shayari Collection: "hum tere dur par ayenge sanam
hum tere dur par ayenge sanam
ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge"

it's BullShit sorry! Elephantshit

  

Scientists JOKE

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in itright in front of Einstein........... Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims that he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........
can u guess it????? come on apply wht u studied in ur schools and college. .. .. .. .. ...................................................................................................................................................
.. .. .. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"