Angry Father
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elephant father told to his son that,here after dnt play with ant,son told ok papa.
next morning father saw his son playing with ant.
ant sees ele father coming towards them and ant says to ele(son) that go and hide .
q : where did the elephant went to hide
a : it was hiding at the back of ant haaaaaa.....
aishwarya rai & ant
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Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .
A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.
By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down
unconscious
Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"
Raat ho gi to (Shayari)
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Raat ho gi to chaad bhi duhai duhai dega.
Khawabon mein tumhe wo chehra dikhaee dega,
yeh mahobbat hai zara sochke karna..
ke anasu bhi gira to sunnai dega
Ant on top
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There were 2 ants and an elephant.They were going to the park.
One ant sat on top of the elephant and the other trailed along in front.
The elephant was going to stamp the ant ,so guess what the ant said ?!?!
It said to the ant on top "dabbade us saale ko !!"
Ant disappeared
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Once a ant and a elephant was eating in a restaurent in kerala... suddenly the ant dissappeared... the elephant went searching of the ant ... finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seeing him.... how did he know the ant was in the temple..?
Ans: The elephant saw the ants FUBU Shoe Outside the temple
Swimming Needs
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One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one
hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?
Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume
Hide & Seek
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One day elephant and ant were playing hide and seek so elephant told ant to hide and then ant hide. So then elephant tried to search him everywhere then the elephant find the ant. Mr. ant asked elephant that hey elephant how did u find out that i m here and then Mr. elephant said i saw ur slippers out so thats y i get to know.
ye dosti hum nahi.....
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Q: once the elephant wanted to have some oranges he alongwith the ant went to the garden whr the guard saw them & fired twice once at the ant & then at the elephant, the ant died but the elephant
survived......why?
A: the 1st bullet easily missed the ant but the ant couldn't see his friend die so she came in way of the bullet & died.........
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